A Day in the Life of Channing

Every morning I struggle to get out of bed while my alram chants "Lip Gloss." I proceed to roll out of bed and walk like a zombie to the shower. The smell of Maraco Argan Shampoo awakens my senses and I step out of the shower and walk to my room. My outfit has been laid out since the night before. (Habit since kindergarden) Then I put on my makeup and fix my hair. I grab a nature valley sweet and salty bar and then I am out the door. I drive to my Health Professions Campus and I proceed to class. My first class is Human Diseases where I am bored to death with notes and grossed out from massive gallstones in the gallbladder. Then once that 50 minutes of that hell is over I go to an even more boring class called Health Education where the professor is so dull I want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon. The horror! Then things get interesting in global health where we learn about the international going ons of the world. Then it's is off to work where I spend 5 hours of my time answer phones, filing, watching movies, doing homework helping patients, etc... Usually lunch consists of soup and crackers and water. I love me some water! After lunch and work I head to the gym where I proceed to change awkwardly in a stall, shove my things in a locker. Turn on Hulu and begin my walk of cardio. I do elliptical, stair climber, strider, and treadmill for an hour and a half. Sweat beats down on me as I make the trek home to the shower and dinner where I pull out my homemade chili. Say hello to the roommates and go to my room where the studying begins. Then lights out! Thus the day in the life of Channing.