Womens Jeans Pockets compared to Men's(If that makes any sense??)

Alright I have a bone to pick with Jeans pockets. (That sounds like a womans name hmmm)I have decided that I hate Women's Jeans Pockets. They are so small that you can't fit anything in there. It drives me nuts. My phone is always falling out and I lose lip glosses left and right. I am one of those types who carries alot of stuff in my pockets. I've got a wallet, phone, lip gloss, etc... How can I hold any of these things when the pockets are so small.???? Dahhh.

Men on the other hand have these large spacious pockets that can fit a whole bottle of pop in. I wear men's jeans every once in awhile and I love them, because of the pockets. I can fit everything of mine in them. But alas the are not girlish looking. So I can't wear them to school. If only women's jeans were similar to men's, but they will never be. Women's pockets will always be smaller and Men's always larger. Its a conspiracy I tell you.